Something something about a something

So I’m currently leasing a car

and on the financing companies website, if you’re idle too long, it logs you out automatically, taking you to a page explaining what happened.

It also shows this picture:

"We see you’ve been idled for a while, so we hired this guy who looks like he co-wrote Blurred Lines to take you home."

Good lord it even looks like my car.

dennys:

Walk up to the club like what up let’s go to Denny’s instead.

You ever think the reason the fire nation in Avatar is so angry is because the men ejaculate fire, so the women are afraid to have sex with them because if the men don’t pull out fast enough they’ll die, and if they do they’ll torch the room anyway? So basically the whole reason they’re major assholes is because they’re full of all this pent up sexual frustration, and they’re taking it out on everyone else? 

Video is relevant

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reveriejune:

captaingumdrop:

elasticitymudflap:

annasaur:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

what did i just watch? OMG.

THIS GUY IS THE REASON I BREATHE

i can never not reblog this

I think we found the new Billy Mays…

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ohgoditsafurry:

foervraengd:

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

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I love the fact that I’ve gotten so deep into my love for Nightwish that I’d rather watch live recordings than listen to the actual songs themselves.

On another note, did you know it only took Tuomas 2 hours to write Amaranth?

Imaginaerum.

thedarkchestofwonders:

It’s amazing the number of people who were whining about how the Imaginaerum film was going to be super cheesy and awful, who have now watched the film and love it. This just goes to prove that you should never write something off because of preconceived notions or until you’ve given it a fair chance.

Real emotion wins out every single time.

Slow, Love, Slow | Requested by baxter500

I love you, so much right now, it’s ridiculous.

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