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Conversation I just had that makes me hate people even more.

Me: *Gets a phone call*
Lady on phone: Hello, is this Mark?
Me: Yes, this is. How can I help you?
Lady: I'm calling about my laptop, and I have your business card that says you do repairs?
Me: Of course, but are you from the Atlanta area?
Lady: Yes.
Me: I apologize, but I no longer live in that area. But if you describe your problem to me, I may be able to help you over the phone.
Lady: How would I pay you though?
Me: Don't worry about that, I won't charge you.
Lady: You're so nice, the world needs more people like you. You must be a nice Christian, your church must love you.
Me: Actually, I'm a Pagan, but I appreciate it. Can you describe th-
Lady: *Hangs up*

So I’m currently leasing a car

and on the financing companies website, if you’re idle too long, it logs you out automatically, taking you to a page explaining what happened.

It also shows this picture:

"We see you’ve been idled for a while, so we hired this guy who looks like he co-wrote Blurred Lines to take you home."

Good lord it even looks like my car.

dennys:

Walk up to the club like what up let’s go to Denny’s instead.

You ever think the reason the fire nation in Avatar is so angry is because the men ejaculate fire, so the women are afraid to have sex with them because if the men don’t pull out fast enough they’ll die, and if they do they’ll torch the room anyway? So basically the whole reason they’re major assholes is because they’re full of all this pent up sexual frustration, and they’re taking it out on everyone else? 

Video is relevant

MIRROR’S EDGE TWO

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reveriejune:

captaingumdrop:

elasticitymudflap:

annasaur:

roboboners:

miserability:

what the fuck

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

what did i just watch? OMG.

THIS GUY IS THE REASON I BREATHE

i can never not reblog this

I think we found the new Billy Mays…

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ohgoditsafurry:

foervraengd:

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

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I love the fact that I’ve gotten so deep into my love for Nightwish that I’d rather watch live recordings than listen to the actual songs themselves.

On another note, did you know it only took Tuomas 2 hours to write Amaranth?